Johnny Depp is the SEXIEST MAN ALIVE people! Brad Pitt, Richard Gere and George Clooney have all expired like spoilt milk and Robert Pattinson can go suck balls.





The picture is too darn small. Hence, Serene, Goddess Divine will perform the ultimate miracle that you will never forget:



Feast your eyes on this magnificent beast, ladies and gentlemen. JOHNNY DEPP.

I LOVE YOU JOHNNY DEPP AND I ADORE YOU AND I WORSHIP YOU AND I IDOLIZE YOU AND I REVERE YOU. FORGIVE ME FOR SUCH EXAGGERATION AND SUCH PROTESTATIONS OF ADORATION. IT WAS DONE UNCONSCIOUSLY, BUT MY HEART BEATS FOR YOU. YOUR HEART IS MINE.

I LOVE YOU JOHNNY DEPP. YOU'RE HOT, AND SEXY, AND GORGEOUS, AND FUNNY, AND WHIMSICAL, AND GENTLEMANLY, AND EXCESSIVELY CHARMING, AND ELEGANT, AND RUGGED, AND REFINED, AND GIFTED, AND HANDSOME, AND BEAUTIFUL, AND DIVINE, AND PERFECT, AND EXQUISITE, AND DAZZLING, AND MANIFICENT, AND REFINED, AND RESPLENDENT, AND RADIANT, AND MARVELOUS, AND SPLENDID, AND DELICATE, AND DAZZLING, AND RAVISHING, AND HUNKY, AND ENTICING, AND ENCHANTING, AND ADORING AND BEWITCHING, AND CAPTIVATING, AND TANTALIZING, AND DELICIOUS, AND TEMPTING, AND MESMERIC, AND MESMERIZING, AND STUNNING, AND BREATHTAKING, AND TASTEFUL, AND OMNIPOTENT, AND SUPERLATIVE, AND SUPREME, AND TRANSCENDENT, AND IMMACULATE, AND GLORIOUS, AND ANGELIC, AND SENSUOUS, AND SEDUCTIVE, AND DELECTABLE, AND LUSCIOUS, AND SUAVE, AND LASCIVIOUS, AND DESIROUS AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND SEXY, AND

Just. Too. Darn. Sexy. Rugged. Suave. Cologne-wearing. Hot.