My dad has given me a list of reasons why LA is unsafe:

1. I will get mugged

2. I will get killed

3. I will get kidnapped

4. I will get bludgeoned to death by desperate White boys

5. Desperate White boys will try to pick me up.

6. I will take a wrong turn and die.

7. I will get raped

8. The African Americans and Hispanics are vicious.

9. A cult will try to recruit me and make me do funny shit.

10. Spiderman will not save me. Because he's in New York City.

Thanks Popsie I love you!