HOLY CHRIST TAYLOR SWIFT WHY ARE YOU GETTING SO MUCH MORE ANNOYING? WHO WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR CHRONIC INABILITY TO MAINTAIN A RELATIONSHIP FOR NO MORE THAN A YEAR THROUGH YOUR TACKY SONGS?

AND YOU GO AROUND DISHING ADVICE TO GIRLS ON LOVE WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN FIGURE OUT WHY YOU CAN'T KEEP A BOYFRIEND FOR MORE THAN 43 SECONDS.


You need a new pastime. Like knitting.